These are apt, humorous, or bewildering quotes that stand out from our game sessions…

• “We’re going to Christian bury your ass.” Alpha Storyguide Patrick muses on how the players might threaten the restless spirit of the pagan Magus Petrus.

• “Does the Range of my spell drop to Personal if we eat him?” Guillaume tries to think of a way to make it easier to cast a spell on a deceased shaman.

• “No, actually the Target goes up to Part.” Alpha Storyguide Patrick explains that it would be harder to cast the spell on a chunk of a guy in your large intestine.

• “What is his Heartbeast again? A building?” Fortis (Patrick) discusses the giant-blooded Bjornaer Gaston (Guillaume) with his sodales.

• “Bee seven cat squiggly line.” Patrick describes how an illiterate character spells out a name.

• “The cat is silent.” Val points out an important point on the spelling of said name.

• “Why don’t you get off your Bonisag-ass and break us a Hermetic limit?” Fortis (Patrick) imagines how Melita could be told to help out with reconstructing a message from the past.

• “His expression is rather wooden.” Patrick muses on the appearance of a victim turned into a tree.

• “What do you call it when it’s both men and women mixed?” “Better?” Eric keeps the innuendo tradition alive when the grog cuts to the chase.